Donald Trump Actually Jokes About His 'Leaked' Golden Shower Allegations — While Saying HE'S The Victim Of Nazis!

He has to be trolling us all... right?

We're just minutes away from experiencing Donald Trump's first press conference as President-elect, but you'd never be able to tell based on his social media accounts.

That's because with mere hours to go before Wednesday morning's speech, the orange anus decided it was the perfect time to address his golden showers scandal on Twitter!

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And by "address," we mean make jokes...

Apparently, Donald isn't taking BuzzFeed's Russian hooker allegations very seriously -- because after angrily ALL CAPS denying any involvement with the FSB, he started making puns about his situation, tweeting:

Russia just said the unverified report paid for by political opponents is "A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE." Very unfair!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017

Russia has never tried to use leverage over me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA - NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017

I win an election easily, a great "movement" is verified, and crooked opponents try to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS. A sorry state!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017

"Easily"?? You lost the popular vote!!!

But of course, Trump saved the worst for last...

Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017

Get it? Leak??

We can't believe he made a joke about this! The man does NOT have a sense of humor about himself! Maybe it's just a sense of relief he's feeling to finally get it all out? Ha!

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But on a serious note... you think YOU'RE the one living in a Nazi state?!

What about all the innocent Muslims/Latinos/women/gays you openly discriminate against on a daily basis??

The next four years just may be a literal sh*t show...

[Image via CBS.]

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